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Ranking Everything In Star Trek, Including The Section 31 Movie
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is the best thing Star Trek has ever done and a recent Star Trek series ranks as the worst. In the middle you’ll find things like Star Trek cruises, which even at their worst still serve margaritas.
Star Trek’s Newly Released Movie Accomplishes The Impossible And Sets A New Bar
Star Trek: Section 31 begins when a spitwad flies across the screen and traces out the shape of the Starfleet …
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Stream The Craziest Sci-Fi Horror Comedy Totally Free
Horror comedy has always been a sub-genre that benefits from a healthy amount of self-awareness and meta humor to drive …
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Mother Takes Matters Into Her Own Hands In Intense Tubi Horror Thriller
One legitimate fear that parents have is that their child, or children, will grow up to be total psychopaths with …
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Christopher Nolan’s Most Overlooked Film Now On Netflix
While it’s a very good problem for a director to have, you could say that Christopher Nolan is a victim …
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Serial Killer Supernatural Horror Deserves Upcoming Sequel
Have you ever been to one of those escape rooms where you pay to get trapped in a small space …
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80s Fantasy Comedy Streaming For Free Challenges Gender Norms And Your Intelligence
Have you ever seen an ‘80s teen romantic comedy fantasy film that’s as problematic as it is progressive? Well, if …
Mindbending Sci-Fi Blockbuster On Netflix Is Director’s Masterwork
After the success of films like Oppenheimer, it’s fair to declare that Christopher Nolan is one of the greatest and …
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Disturbing R-Rated Thriller On Hulu Brings Out Beloved Comedian’s Dark Side
We all love Robin Williams for making our childhoods magical with films like Mrs. Doubtfire, Patch Adams, and, my personal …
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Twisted Serial Killer Seeks Out One Last Victim In Tense Tubi Thriller
Watching psychological horror films is always a hit-or-miss experience for me because genre conventions often limit the storytelling in painfully …
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Experimental Atmospheric Horror On Tubi Is Unbearably Intense
Every once in a while, I stumble across a low-budget movie that has polarizing reviews, and I want to see …
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’80s Fantasy Classic On Tubi Stars Musical Legend
There’s a weirdly persistent online joke that our world has only been getting worse since David Bowie died. To use …
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The Best Slasher Since Scream Is On Netflix
As an ‘80s kid and horror fiend, I have a particular fondness for slasher films, the genre popularized by gory …
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Early Live-Action Movie From South Park Creators Too Controversial For Streaming
I think it goes without saying that the “superhero sex comedy,” or, as I like to call it, the “action …
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Big-Budget Sci-Fi Sequel On Netflix Improves On First Film In Every Way
Sci-fi as a film genre often feels like something from a different universe. After all, the movies with the most …
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Stream The Coolest Time Travel Movie Completely For Free
For sci-fi fans, there is perhaps no trope more common than time travel. From Star Trek to Back to the …
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Outrageous Slasher Comedy On Tubi Is Equal Parts Magic And Maniacal
If there’s one thing I love more than a good horror comedy, it’s one that’s made in direct defiance of …
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80s Martial Arts Trainwreck Being Kept Off Streaming
What do you get when you combine the grace and elegance of gymnastics with the discipline and precision of karate? …
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Netflix Quirky Survival Comedy Is The Kind Of Stupid You Need In Your Life
When I was 15 years old, I rented a copy of the Without a Paddle from the local video store, …
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Watch Horror Icon’s First Movie Completely For Free
Horror fans sometimes debate if there is a modern monster who could fill the tall boots of slasher icons like …
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Max Sci-Fi Mystery Blockbuster With Marvel A-List Star Already Being Forgotten
Hugh Jackman may have recently brought Wolverine out of retirement with last year’s Deadpool & Wolverine, but when he’s not …
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Netflix Action Comedy With Genre Legend Is Explosively Hilarious
Of all the action stars who rose to prominence in the ‘80s and ‘90s, Arnold Schwarzenegger has the most staying …
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Dark Nicolas Cage Action Fantasy On Streaming Is Grim And Strange
Once again, Rotten Tomatoes has led me astray and kept me away from Nicolas Cage’s Season of the Witch – …
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Celebrate Perfect Horror Movie’s 10 Year Anniversary On Tubi
I’m a huge horror fiend, but there are two things that usually keep me from checking out a scary movie: …
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Claustrophobic Survival Horror On Tubi Is A Modern Monster Classic
A funny thing happens when you watch enough horror movies: ironically enough, it becomes harder and harder to find a …
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Sci-Fi Horror Comedy On Tubi Makes You Think Twice About Cheat Day
We’re almost two full weeks into the new year, and this is just about the time most reasonable people start …
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Netflix True Crime Docuseries Unpacks Secret Life Of Serial Killer
As a fan of all things true crime, I spent my senior year in high school reading through Robert Graysmith’s …
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The Best Nosferatu Is Free To Stream Right Now
Right now, Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu remake is proving to be a bloody hit at the box office, and this has …
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Hulu Supernatural Horror Makes You Face Childhood Fears
Most effective horror films play into our fear of the unknown, and I can’t think of a movie that conjures …
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