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Hereditary Only Works Thanks To Its Actors
Have you ever been so disappointed by a movie that when you read its reviews or talked to your friends …
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Slasher Sequel On Netflix Worth Another Watch On Its Own
If you’re a fan of slasher films, you likely love Scream, the 1996 Wes Craven classic that crystallized decades of …
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The Matrix Inspired 8 Sci-Fi & Action Movies Worth Your Time
The Matrix is a once-in-a-lifetime piece of popular art that undoubtedly has gone on to inspire countless other artists’ creations, …
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Unhinged Horror Comedy On Tubi Has Marvel Star Calling All The Shots
Pedro Pascal may be seeing his Marvel debut with his upcoming portrayal of Mister Fantastic, but that doesn’t mean we …
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Hid Its Best Character Arc In Plain Sight
Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans often debate which characters are the funniest, the saddest, and so on. However, the biggest …
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The Stupidest Star Wars Complaint Needs To Finally Die
If you hang around Star Wars fans long enough, you realize it’s not actually the Force that holds fans of …
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Peaceful Getaway Turns Into Horrific Battle For Survival In Broad Daylight On Tubi
Most horror movies take place in the dead of night, where masked murderers, ghouls, demons, or other supernatural entities are …
How The Biggest Sci-Fi Franchise Destroyed Itself With The Disco Era
After the release of Star Trek: Section 31, it is worth listening to negative criticism calling Star Trek a dead …
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Netflix Hit True Story About How ’70s Comedy Series Changed The World
October 11, 1974, was a Saturday night, long considered to be a death slot for television networks, but on this …
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Big Budget Sci-Fi Blockbuster On Hulu Died At The Box Office But Finds New Life
If you’re a fan of the Alien franchise, or sci-fi horror films like Sphere, 2020’s Underwater, currently streaming on Hulu, …
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The Biggest Victims Of Disney’s Star Wars Trilogy
When the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy came out, some disappointed fans lamented how much these movies somehow ruined their childhoods. …
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Chaotically Violent Action Comedy Is A Live-Action First Person Shooter On Freevee
Seeking out a much-needed break from horror comedy, I took it upon myself to run a search query for the …
Comedy Icon’s Fan-Favorite Movie Hated By Critics Streaming On Hulu
I’ve spent most of my week home sick rewatching movies I loved but haven’t seen since before my brain was …
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Why The Buffy The Vampire Slayer Reboot Is Destined To Succeed
Recently, Deadline broke what is already the most surprising news of the year: Sarah Michelle Gellar will be returning to …
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We Finally Have A Reason To Be Excited For The Next Star Trek Movie
Who do you think the biggest villain in Star Trek is? You might be tempted to say the Borg, the …
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Return Of The Jedi Proves Star Wars Stormtrooper Fan Theory
In Star Wars, the Stormtroopers have long since been a punchline because of their terrible aim, as evidenced by the …
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SNL Alum Marries Serial Killer In Outrageous ’90s Comedy Streaming On Tubi
So I Married An Axe Murderer is one of those movies that I fondly remember watching on cable TV with …
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R-Rated Psychological Horror On Hulu Reveals The Dangers Of Art
Have you ever watched a movie so grimy and disgusting that the only way to recover from your viewing experience …
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How The Star Wars Hotel Became The Perfect Metaphor For A Failed Franchise
Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser, Disney’s ambitious attempt to create an immersive hotel experience in a galaxy far, far away has …
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The Surprising Reason CGI Yoda Was Such A Failure
When Attack of the Clones came out, it introduced Star Wars fans to something they had never seen before: CGI …
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Found Footage Horror On Tubi With Unlikely Director Tries To Capture Bigfoot
Several months ago, I made the argument that found footage needs to get away from horror, and Bobcat Goldthwait’s Willow …
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Netflix Dark Fantasy Turns Stranger Things Star Into Action Hero
While we all wait for Stranger Things to see its fifth and final season come out some time this decade, …
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Stream The Greatest R-Rated Redneck Horror Comedy For Free
If you’re a fan of horror legend Joe Bob Briggs, then you know that rednecks are a vital part of …
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Alex Kurtzman Accidentally Admits Why Star Trek: Section 31 Is Awful
The critical consensus is in: Section 31, Star Trek’s most recent film, is officially the worst in the franchise. We’re …
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Acclaimed Horror Franchise Slashes Back To Life On Netflix
If you’re a horror fan, you know it’s usually just a matter of time before your favorite franchise goes off …
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Lady Gaga Gives The Only Good Defense Of Joker 2
Last year, I made one of the biggest mistakes of my life. No, I didn’t end up blowing my savings …
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Wacko Dark Comedy On Max Gives A-List Star His Most Underrated Movie
Every conversation I’ve ever had about The Cable Guy ends the same way – with somebody telling me that the …
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R-Rated Sci-Fi Horror On Max Gives Master Filmmaker Twisted Terrors
Nobody said raising kids was easy, especially when you’re trying to co-parent after a rancorous divorce which results in your …
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Throwaway X-Files Quote Secretly Explains The Whole Series
The X-Files is full of some of the most quotable lines in television history, which is why countless fans still …
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