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We Have Proof A Gollum Movie Is A Bad Idea

Lord of the Rings fans were shocked and delighted at the announcement that we would get a standalone Gollum movie …

7 months ago

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The Fall Guy Flopping Is The Beginning Of The End For Hollywood

I’ll admit right here, at the very beginning, that the headline is, indeed, a bit of hyperbole. The Fall Guy …

7 months ago

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J.J. Abrams First Turned Down Star Wars For Star Trek And Then Ruined Both

Back in 2012, after Disney’s acquisition of Lucasfilm, pretty much every big-name director was mentioned as a possibility to helm …

7 months ago

Seinfeld Isn’t Really About Nothing

Whenever I try to extol the virtues of Seinfeld to my friends who passionately hate the series (what’s the deal …

7 months ago

Netflix Crime Action Comedy Anime Is The Perfect Con Artist Adventure

While not as ubiquitous as mecha or martial arts series, crime dramas are important to the legacy of anime. While …

7 months ago

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Jerry Seinfeld Is Wrong About Comedy

By now, we’ve all heard Jerry Seinfeld’s latest hot take about how comedy has been ruined by political correctness, but …

7 months ago

The Best New Show On TV Dares You To Love It While You Hate It, Stream Without Netflix

In my initial review of Shōgun’s first few episodes, I found myself shocked and confused. The show’s first episode begins …

7 months ago

The What We Do In The Shadows Spin-off Fans Must Stream

The New Zealand horror-comedy mockumentary, What We Do in the Shadows has reshaped the comedy landscape. The film helped kickstart …

7 months ago

The Nathan Fillion Superhero Comedy DC Fans Must Revisit Before Superman

Nathan Fillion is set to appear in James Gunn’s Superman next year, in which he’ll be playing Guy Gardner. If …

7 months ago

Lost Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Sci-Fi Television

The American sci-fi drama series Lost, which premiered its first season in September 2004, almost twenty years ago, had incredible …

7 months ago

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1980s Horror Slapstick Teen Comedy In Danger Of Being Lost

Parodies have been a staple in the film industry for almost as long as film itself. From the silent era’s …

7 months ago

Stream Beverly Hills Cop Trilogy To Get Hyped For Beverly Hills Cop 4 On Netflix

Long before Eddie Murphy got super silly with The Nutty Professor and Doctor Doolittle, which are great movies in their …

7 months ago

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90s Cult Classic Dark Teen Fantasy Horror Still Casts A Spell

The Craft is a 90s cult classic dark teen fantasy horror that practically invented a genre, paving the way for …

7 months ago

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Marvel’s Biggest Success Reveals How Much They Are Failing 

Chris Pratt recently reminded us with his behind-the-scenes video on Instagram that Avengers: End Game was released in theaters five …

7 months ago

1980s Mother’s Day Slasher Horror Dark Comedy Is A Sick Way To Celebrate

If you want to stay in your wife’s good graces on Mother’s Day, there’s one movie that you need to …

7 months ago

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Everyone Gets Superman’s Weakness To Magic Wrong

Kryptonite is one of the only surefire ways to hurt Superman, but, believe it or not, magic works too. Does …

7 months ago

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The 80s Vampire Horror Sequel Cult Classic No One Gets To Watch Anymore

Sometimes when a sequel gets panned, it’s well deserved. Film studios can milk a character or a storyline until it’s …

7 months ago

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The Must-See 1990 Fight The Power Teen Comedy Being Hidden Away From New Fans

A great number of films have been dedicated to capturing the essence of teenage angst. Whether it’s James Dean rebelling …

7 months ago

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James Gunn Must Save One DC Character From The Snyderverse Ruining Them

With the Snyderverse over and James Gunn’s DCU coming soon, I can’t help but reflect on the Snyderverse’s version of …

7 months ago

The Best Netflix Heist Crime Epic In Years Is Completely Ruined By One Actor

When Baby Driver was first released in 2017, it received massive critical praise and served as the culmination of two …

7 months ago

Concert Film On Amazon Documents One Of The Greatest Rap Tours Of The 21st Century

By now, just about everyone on Earth has heard of Kendrick Lamar through his music, his production deal with the …

7 months ago

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Jonathan Frakes Wanted To Be In J.J. Abrams Star Trek, And He Should Have Been

Love it or hate it, there’s no question that J.J. Abrams’ 2009 Star Trek put the franchise back in the …

7 months ago

Overlooked Fantasy Comedy Anime On Streaming Equally Educational And Hilarious

When I’m looking for a light, easy watch after a long day, there’s nothing more perfect than Heaven’s Design Team. …

7 months ago

Netflix Survival Thriller Turns Nature Into A Nightmare

Whenever I see a title with a massive disconnect between its critical and audience scores on Rotten Tomatoes, my curiosity …

7 months ago

Netflix Classic Fantasy Anime Should Be As Big As One Piece

While shows like One Piece, Bleach, and Naruto got most of the love, they aren’t the only great shonen out …

7 months ago

The Star-Studded Western Classic Remake That No One Even Remembers

These days, remakes and reboots are so rampant in Hollywood that it can seem like the entire industry has run …

7 months ago

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The Netflix Horror Slasher Remake Reveals Iconic Serial Killer’s Origin Story

These days, it’s incredibly rare to see an original film and its remake on the same streaming platform side-by-side. But …

7 months ago

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The Most Beloved Horror Classic Has The Most Complicated Canon Ever

If I asked you which horror movie spawned the most convoluted mess of sequels, remakes, and spinoffs, you’d probably guess …

7 months ago