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Dexter: Original Sin Has No Blood In Its Veins Without Michael C. Hall
In the most recent news, the Dexter prequel series, now officially called Dexter: Original Sin, has found its leads, and …
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David Fincher Deserved A Trilogy For This Dark Crime Thriller Mystery
It is always tragic when a great movie built to be a trilogy fails to get the sequels it deserves. …
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The Crime Procedural That Flipped The Script Deserves Your Attention
Procedurals have become the go-to format for broadcast television, typically featuring some law enforcement agency that solves a case each …
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Star-Studded Netflix Neo-Noir Crime Thriller Quickly Becomes Comedy Of Errors
If executed poorly, the use of non-linear storytelling can turn a good idea into a terrible movie. Netflix’s Shimmer Lake, …
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Ridiculous Parody Of Iconic Horror Franchise You Have To See To Believe
Horror comedies come in many different flavors, and Slaw is the kind of movie that reeks of cabbage. I mean …
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Jilted Lover Accidentally Becomes Serial Killer In Unbelievable Horror Comedy You Should Stream Right Now
It’s not easy to make a slap-stick comedy about suicide and spree killing, but Suicide for Beginners, written and directed …
Sci-Fi Comedy Anime About Villains Trying To Conquer The Planet Will Melt Your Brain
Comedy is the most difficult genre to get right, no matter the medium, from movies to television and even anime. …
The Munsters Reboot Is Destined To Fail
It was recently announced that Universal is taking another stab at modernizing The Munsters with a new reboot, 1313. James …
Everyone Gets The Most Important Part Of Deadpool Wrong
Superhero movies take a lot of liberty with their source material, and Deadpool is no different. With the two—soon to …
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The 1970s Witchcraft Horror Romance Is A Secret Of The Era, Stream Now
The popularity of the occult that began in the mid-1960s made its way into cinema quickly, with dozens of films …
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Underrated Netflix Sci-Fi Horror Mystery Series Deserves One More Season
If you love horror television shows, then Archive 81 is pure genre catnip: it gave us a perfect season of …
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Knives Out Recurring Villain Hiding In Plain Sight
Netflix just announced a release window of 2025 for the third film in Rian Johnson’s Knives Out series, along with …
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In The Best Mad Max Movie, The Hero Is The Least Important Character
My girlfriend wants to see Furiosa, so a few weeks ago I introduced her to George Miller’s 2015 masterpiece Mad …
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The 90s Sci-Fi Comedy Anime Space Opera Perfect for Star Trek Fans
Now that Star Trek: Discovery is nearing its final episode, it’s high time to find a new sci-fi series with …
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The DC Crime Thriller Graphic Novel That Needs To Be A Streaming Series
In the battle between DC and Marvel, the home of Batman and Superman has a secret weapon that can be …
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South Park: End Of Obesity Is The Healthcare Takedown Laugh We Need
Nearly 30 years into working on South Park, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone inject just as much venom into …
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The Netflix True Story Series That’s Much Better Than The Movie Version
Selena Quintanilla was an icon for many people in Mexico, the United States, and beyond for many years during the …
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Katie Holmes Remade A Fan Favorite 1970s Horror That Needs Help
In 2010, Guillermo del Toro co-wrote and produced a gothic horror film that put its star Katie Holmes up against …
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The Witcher Series Can’t Hold A Candle To The Games
The latest images for season 4 of Netflix’s The Witcher are out, showing off Liam Hemsworth replacing Henry Cavill as …
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See Anya Taylor-Joy’s Best Performance on Streaming Before Furiosa
George Miller’s Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, starring Anya Taylor-Joy, just premiered in the US, and the movie quickly rose …
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Doctor Who’s Most Hated Companion Is The Most Important
The debate over the best Doctor Who companion is almost as fierce as the one over the best Doctor. Yet …
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HBO Political Satire Shows How Stupidity Took Over Politics In Real Time
Unless you’ve been in a coma for the last decade, you’ve likely noticed how idiotic the state of modern American …
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The Excellent Sci-Fi Thriller On Streaming That Accidentally Makes Drugs Look Awesome
Movies often come with a set of morals and ethics, with the intention of teaching audiences about the perils of …
The Intense Streaming Drama That Will Give You PTSD
Movies have always had the power to inspire great feelings of personal resonance from viewers across the world, making us …
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Worst Spider-Man Movie Ruined Peter Parker’s Character
I don’t usually need to work hard to find someone who agrees with my opinion that 2007’s Spider-Man 3–the final …
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Charlize Theron Deserves Her Furiosa Sequel
With Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga currently in theaters, it’s a great time for fans of George Miller’s post-apocalyptic world. …
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Moody And Atmospheric Psychological Horror On Netflix Will Take You Down A Disturbing Rabbit Hole
I often find myself going on sporadic genre kicks because I’m constantly searching for the best version of whatever kind …
Hunters Become The Hunted In Outrageous Action Thriller, Stream Without Netflix
Can you think of anything more terrifying than being hunted down by Gary Busey in the woods because one of …
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The Sci-Fi Series That Makes Lost Look Easy To Follow Did Everything Wrong
In the wake of Lost, television networks scrambled to create a hit sci-fi series in the mold of J.J. Abrams’s …
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The Phantom Menace Produced The Single Most Offensive Star Wars Collectible
If you’re a Star Wars fan, chances are you don’t have a lot of love for Jar Jar Binks. Even …
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