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Skeleton Crew Is The Biggest Star Wars Shock Since Andor
Skeleton Crew has long since wrapped, but I have been busy nursing some blue milk and asking a big question: …
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Mind-Bending Sci-Fi On Hulu Takes Time Travel Into Uncharted Territory
In 1994, The Simpsons had a “Treehouse of Horror” short called “Time and Punishment,” in which Homer experiences the butterfly …
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R-Rated Cop Thriller On Max Unlike Any Movie In The Genre
There aren’t many slice-of-life found footage action thriller cop dramas floating around, so to say that End of Watch is …
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Detroiters Is Your Netflix Weekend Binge, Trust Me
Tim Robinson may be best known for perfecting the art of cringe comedy with his Netflix sketch series, I Think …
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Tense Sci-Fi Crime Thriller On Hulu Lays Low In the Most Unexpected Places
Imagine how cool it’d be to steal $7 million in a heist with your sibling, but only before running into …
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The Code Of The Sith Is Key To The Empire’s Doom In Star Wars
When you think about it, the rise and fall of the Galactic Empire in Star Wars is fascinating: we witness …
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Nicolas Cage ’90s Crime Drama No One Ever Mentions Streaming For Free
September 2013 saw the unleashing of the viral YouTube video, Nicolas Cage Losing His Sh*t, and it changed the world …
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Hated Netflix Sci-Fi Action Thriller Tells You The Truth About Humanity
Has this ever happened to you? You go to work at your factory job, but you end up tearing your …
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Outrageous Horror Comedy Turns Man Of God Into Clawed Crusader Streaming For Free
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who see a title like 2017’s The VelociPastor streaming on …
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Absurd Adult Swim Animated Sci-Fi Comedy On Max Gets The Gang Back Together
I’m fortunate enough to have been a teenager with access to cable right when Adult Swim was becoming popular on …
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Surreal And Stylish ’90s Comedy On Tubi Makes You Rethink Your Life
Finding a purpose in life isn’t always easy, and sometimes you need a reminder to live your life to the …
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The Best Star Wars Stories You’ve Never Heard Of
With Kathleen Kennedy stepping down from Lucasfilm, many fans are hoping we might start getting better movies and TV shows …
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The Star Trek Series That Could Save The Franchise
These days, the Star Trek franchise is in a precarious position. Both Discovery and Lower Decks were prematurely canceled, and …
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Intense Psychological Thriller On Netflix Is Watching You
I think it’s time for me to finally eat my words because I got what I asked for and I …
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Hulu Survival Thriller Comedy Is A Hilarious Take On Hunting Humans For Sport
Has a friend ever told you a story so unhinged that you simply couldn’t believe anything they were telling you? …
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Netflix Original Docuseries Is The Definitive Investigation Into Alien Life
After reading a healthy amount of mixed reviews, I decided it was time to check out Investigation Alien, the Netflix …
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Sci-Fi Drama From Notorious Filmmaker Is Missing From Streaming Everywhere
It’s a damn shame that Neil Breen’s I Am Here Now isn’t available on streaming, along with his other five …
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2000s Psychological Thriller Turns Hunted Into The Hunter Streaming For Free
There’s something just so satisfying about watching a child predator get what’s coming to him, and if you grew up …
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Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi On Hulu Is The Strangest Buddy Comedy You’ll Ever See
I thought I saw everything I ever needed to see in the form of post-apocalyptic sci-fi movies because at this …
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‘80’s Fantasy Adventure With Rock Icon Takes You To A Strange And Exciting Place Streaming For Free
Labyrinth, or I as I like to call it, Dances with Muppets, is currently streaming on Tubi, and I felt …
James Gunn Proves Warner Bros. Learns From DCEU Failure
In a truly strange twist of events, Clayface just became the most highly anticipated film of the DCU. Sure, the …
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Daisy Ridley Haters Are Idiots Who Don’t Know How Movies Work
Most Star Wars fans agree that the Sequel Trilogy is one big pile of bantha poodoo, but far too many …
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South Park Episode Almost Ruined By A Single Song
South Park has always been able to stay culturally relevant because of how quickly an entire episode is put together, …
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2000s Fantasy Rom-Com Makes You Hear Voices And Question Reality Streaming For Free
For a while, Will Ferrell seemed like a one-trick pony after his legendary run on SNL because he succumbed to …
Everyone Is Wrong About Batman Forever
Of all the Batman movies that have been released over the past several decades, 1995’s Batman Forever receives what I …
Classic Underdog Comedy On Disney+ Is The Positivity We All Need Now
When it comes to movies about body positivity and loving who you are, 1995’s Heavyweights sits on the top of …
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Surreal Star Trek Episode Proves Fan Theory About Humanity
Star Trek is the kind of franchise that fans love to revisit time and again, and that has led to …
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The Rise of Skywalker Is The Worst Star Wars Movie And A Secret Triumph
With Kathleen Kennedy finally stepping down at Lucasfilm, I found myself looking back at The Rise of Skywalker, otherwise known …
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Jack Nicholson Makes The Departed Better With One Simple Genius Method
Some people don’t like knowing how the sausage is made, but when it comes to Hollywood insider stuff, I’m always …
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How One PG-13 Sci-Fi Movie Destroyed An R-Rated Franchise
You know what I should talk about more? Sci-fi movies from the ‘90s. I feel like I haven’t given that …
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