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Out Of This World Fantasy Adventure Flop Finds Its Audience On Hulu

I’ll be the first person to tell you that I’m not much of a gamer, and had no clue that …

1 month ago

Shocking Horror Thriller On Hulu Is A Dangerous Game Of Cat And Mouse

New Life starts with a bloody face in the first act, but the blood on Jessica Murdock’s (Hayley Erin) face …

1 month ago

Sci-Fi Thriller On Tubi Builds Conspiracy Theory That Destroys Your Brain

Most movies involving a single on-screen character who never leaves their house often wear out their welcome within the first …

1 month ago

Sci-Fi Thriller Epic Flop On Tubi Brings The Dead Back To Life 

If you’re one of those people who thinks that Keanu Reeves can do no wrong, then you probably haven’t seen …

1 month ago

Censors Made The South Park Movie Even Worse Without Realizing

When the term “studio interference” is uttered, it’s safe to say that whatever film has succumbed to the whims of …

1 month ago

Friends Sight Gag Is The Funniest Joke In The Series

This week, I’m spending some time out of state visiting my parents for some much needed rest and relaxation. While …

1 month ago

Thought-Provoking Sci-Fi Comedy Drama On Hulu Keeps You Dreaming For Something Fantastic

While I’m the first person to admit that I’m not a fan of Jim Gaffigan’s brand of family-friendly stand-up comedy, …

1 month ago

Why Equilibrium Failed

I recently had to write a script for a list of movies that I felt owed a little or a …

1 month ago

2000s Buddy Comedy Flop Streaming For Free Ready For Rediscovery

I recently subjected myself to Ready to Rumble because Tubi recommended it to me, and I now have to write …

1 month ago

Adam Sandler’s Most Underrated Comedy Now On Netflix

Adam Sandler is a comedy veteran, but some of his more recent efforts feel more than a little undercooked. For …

1 month ago

Unhinged 2000s Crime Remake On Tubi Blows R Rating Away With Legendary Performance

Question time: what does 1992’s Bad Lieutenant and 2009’s Nicolas Cage-starring Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans have in …

1 month ago

Dark Sci-Fi Comedy On Hulu Turns Weird Mystery Into Horror Mind-Bender

As somebody who absolutely adores documentaries about alien encounters and the supernatural for insincere reasons, I was thrilled when I …

1 month ago

The Best Game Adaptation Ever Is Now On Netflix

While the game has always been popular among tabletop nerds, Dungeons & Dragons has experienced an absolute explosion in popularity …

1 month ago

The Star Wars Special Editions Can Save The Franchise

Long before the prequels disappointed us and the sequels redefined what disappointment was, the Star Wars Special Editions of the …

1 month ago

Netflix Gets Definitive Cut Of Ultimate ’80s Sci-Fi Masterpiece

These days, the cyberpunk genre is really having a moment: not only has the Cyberpunk 2077 game and Edgerunners anime …

1 month ago

The Tragic Reason Cartman Hates Wendy In South Park

Cain and Abel, Batman and the Joker, and Jerry Seinfeld and Newman all come to mind when you think of …

1 month ago

Existential Sci-Fi Comedy Drama On Hulu Is The Ultimate Final Road Trip

As we continue to march forward into an uncertain future, the idea of voluntarily euthanizing yourself seems all the more …

1 month ago

The Simpsons Catchphrase Created By Homer Himself, Dan Castellaneta

Homer Simpson’s “d’oh!” is one of the most iconic catchphrases to come out of the ‘90s, but most people don’t …

1 month ago

Action Movies Have A Vehicle Problem No One Mentions

What does Nicolas Cage’s Dr. Stanley Goodspeed commandeering a yellow Ferrari F335 Spider in The Rock, Jordan Peele’s Rell Williams …

1 month ago

Dark Raunchy R-Rated ’90s Comedy Missing From Streaming Goes Bloody And Bonkers

Over a decade before The Hangover came out, a much darker, infinitely more messed up comedy about a bachelor party …

1 month ago

Babylon 5 Classic Episode Is An Even Better Riff On Star Trek Lower Decks

It always works whenever a long-running series deviates and shows us the main cast from an outside point of view, …

1 month ago

Netflix Original Sci-Fi Slasher Uses Time Travel To Stop A Killing

This week, I watched the time-traveling slasher movie, Time Cut, which helped me find my true calling: I will now …

1 month ago

Why The Most Hated Superhero Movie Of All Time Is Actually Great

Batman & Robin represents a turning point in superhero cinema. Due to the response it received from both critics and …

1 month ago

’90s Sports Comedy Classic On Pluto TV Sets You Up And Knocks You Down

Whenever I mention one of my favorite ’90s comedies involves bowling, the first assumption people make is that I’m talking …

1 month ago

Assassin’s Creed Deserves A Second Chance On Max

Video game movies are having a moment in Hollywood, bolstered by the runaway success of Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario, …

1 month ago

Obi-Wan Kenobi Doomed The Old Republic With Jedi Hypocrisy

Pop quiz, hot shot: in Star Wars, who is it that you think did the most to doom the Old …

1 month ago

Adult Mystery Thriller Series On Max Exposes The Evils Of Big Medicine 

Are you familiar with the conspiracy theory that suggests how the powers that be actually have access to medicine that …

1 month ago

How A 2000s Sci-Fi Movie Kneecapped A Beloved Series

An old saying goes, “Dying is easy. But comedy is hard.” Well, science fiction comedy is significantly harder. There have …

2 months ago