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Tense Netflix Sci-Fi Survival Thriller Leaves You Gasping For Breath
What do A Classic Horror Story, The Conference, and Oxygen all have in common? They’re all internationally produced, non-English speaking …
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The Battlestar Galactica Villain Everyone Completely Misunderstands
While the Battlestar Galactica remake is filled with great bad guys, the most compelling villain isn’t some Cylon infiltrator or …
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Ghibli AI Reveals Anime’s Biggest Hypocrites
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re aware of the latest hot internet trend: using ChatGPT to render Studio …
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Nicolas Cage Mystery Thriller On Tubi Is Watching You When You Least Expect it
If you ever hear bumps in the night while staying at a seedy motel off the highway, it’s probably in …
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Adult Animated Fantasy Comedy On Max Is Stunning Conclusion To Series That Started It All
If you’re not a long-time fan of Brendon Small’s Metalocalypse, then you probably don’t want to dive straight into Army …
’90s Screwball Comedy Is The Most Obnoxious Odd Couple Streaming On Hulu
Whenever Bio-Dome makes its rounds on streaming, I’m absolutely paralyzed by the hypnotic call of The Weasel (Hey, Buddyyyy!) because …
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Twisted Psychological Horror On Hulu Makes You Fear Children Forever
If there’s one psychological horror flick out there that completely nails the whole “creepy kid” trope, it has to be …
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Horror Comedy On Netflix Scores A Sports Genre Goal
One of the reasons we love horror so much is that it plays well with other genres…for example, horror and …
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Forgotten Jim Carrey Crime Drama Is One Of Rotten Tomatoes’ Worst Reviewed Films Streaming For Free
Over the decades, Jim Carrey has proven his ability to pivot from slap-stick comedy films like Dumb and Dumber to …
’90s Sci-Fi Action Flick On Paramount+ Is An Explosive Exploration Of Military Excess
If you’re a fan of the Terminator movies but want something a little more cheeky, 1992’s Universal Soldier is the …
The Best Character Pairing In Babylon 5 Proves Why It’s The Greatest Sci-Fi Show Of The 90s
Babylon 5 is so fondly remembered today, over 30 years after it premiered, thanks to the tightly woven narrative and …
How The Star Wars Sequels Doomed Disney+
Ever since the failure that was the Star Wars sequels, the Disney+ TV shows set in a galaxy far, far …
The Real Reason South Park Creators Make Fun Of Matt Damon Is Dumber Than You Think
When Trey Parker and Matt Stone set out to produce 2004’s Team America: World Police, their main goal was to …
Netflix Supernatural Horror Turns Party Trick Into A Nightmare
Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, but back in the day when my friends and I wanted to party, we’d sneak a …
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Why Star Trek 4 Is Better Off Dead
Star Trek 4 is the kind of movie that is seemingly always about to get back into the swing of …
Netflix True Story Tells The Dark Side Of American Icon
After getting home from a late night out with a bag of McDonald’s nestled securely in my passenger seat, only …
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The Best Horror Remake Ever Made Now Streaming For Free
Cinematic remakes generally have a bad reputation for a good reason: most of the time, classic films are remade as …
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Why The Prestige Is Christopher Nolan’s Best Film
The Prestige seemed poised to be a landmark entry in Christopher Nolan’s ever-growing filmography. After the release of Batman Begins, …
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Event Horizon Ties Into Another Sci-Fi Universe Nobody Expected
Fan theories can range from the plausible and very likely, such as the “Pixar connected universe,” or “Elsa and Anna’s …
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2000’s Sci-Fi Mystery Comedy Takes You On A Ridiculous Detour Streaming For Free
There’s not a single character who I relate to more than Jon Favreau’s John Person in 2003’s The Big Empty …
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Post-Apocalyptic Horror On Max Sees Action Movie Legend Play Against Type
For decades, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name has been synonymous with over-the-top action sequences and cheeky one-liners that come from a man …
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Horrifying Docuseries On Max Exposes The Worst Kind Of Double Life
A common pitfall in modern documentary filmmaking is the need for streaming platforms to milk the content for all its …
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How One Yoda Line Predicted The Decline Of Star Wars
In The Empire Strikes Back, Yoda warned Luke Skywalker that what was waiting for him in Dagobah’s mysterious Dark Side …
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Netflix Original Action Thriller Is A Nail-Biting Battle Against Corrupt Law Enforcement
There’s nothing more satisfying than watching a person channel their inner Rambo when the odds are stacked against them, and …
Classic 90s Horror Series On Paramount+ Is The Best Introduction To The Genre
If you grew up watching SNICK in the ‘90s, then you probably also remember having nightmares every week after watching …
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Bizarre R-Rated Sci-Fi Martial Arts Flick On Tubi Pits Ancient Warriors Against Alien Attack
What do ancient prophecies, alien invasions, and a whole boatload of martial arts action sequences have in common? Well, if …
The Plankton Movie On Netflix Is A Must-See Musical For All Ages
As somebody who approached adolescence when Spongebob Squarepants first became popular, my mileage varies whenever a new movie or spin-off …
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Beloved Gaming Icon’s Sequel Now Streaming On Netflix
If you’re an honest film lover, you’ll have to eat crow from time to time…for example, as soon as the …
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Unwatchable 2000s Satire Is A Fascinating Trainwreck Streaming For Free
If you’re looking to entertain yourself with an avant-garde, low-budget, blaxploitation satire flick that constantly breaks the fourth wall, then …
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Claustrophobic Sci-Fi Thriller On Tubi Is A Trap You Don’t Want To Get Caught In
Long before escape rooms became a common way to blow $100 and ruin your Saturday night, many of us on …
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