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Hugh jackman

Hugh Jackman’s Most Underrated Horror Movie Is Tearing Up The Streaming Charts

Hugh Jackman’s 2004 movie Van Helsing is in the top ten on Hulu.

3 years ago

aliens

The Alien Franchise Needs To Cut Back On Xenomorphs

The Alien franchise needs to get back to basic with a single Xenomorph as a real threat.

3 years ago

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The Two Best Star Trek Episodes Are About Captains Who Give Up

The two best Star Trek episodes–TNG’s “Inner Light” and DS9’s “In the Pale Moonlight”–feature captains who, one way or the other, give up.

3 years ago

arnold schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger Needs To Make One More Movie, Then Retire

Before he retires, Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to make a third Conan movie.

3 years ago

new mutants

The Worst X-Men Movie Is Coming To Disney+

The New Mutants will soon be coming to Disney+.

3 years ago

tom hardy

Tom Hardy’s Most Terrifying Performance Wasn’t Bane

Tom Hardy is terrifying as a real-life British prisoner in Bronson.

3 years ago

james cameron aliens

James Cameron Had The Best Pitch Ever For An Alien Movie

James Cameron pitched Aliens by writing ALIEN and a money sign on a whiteboard.

3 years ago

batman forever

Why Batman Forever Is Not As Bad As You Remember

Batman Forever is a perfect combination of campy and dark tones that makes it not as terrible as people remember.

3 years ago

dwayne johnson

Dwayne Johnson Needs To Give Up On Making This Movie

Dwayne Johnson wants to continue the saga of 1986’s Big Trouble in Little China, and it’s an idea that goes against what the original film is all about.

3 years ago

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Stephen King’s Best Horror Movie Is Also His Funniest

The best and funniest Stephen King movie is 1982’s Creepshow.

3 years ago

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The DC Universe Is Making A Mistake With Black Adam

The DC Universe is making a mistake by centering Dwayne Johnson’s Black Adam, because it is losing its sense of heroism.

3 years ago

mark Zuckerberg AI

The Terminator Ripped Off One Of The Greatest Sci-Fi Writers Of All Time?

Acclaimed science fiction writer Harlan Ellison claimed The Terminator ripped off his work, but the facts are debatable.

3 years ago

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Star Wars Should Cross Over With The Predator, This Is How

Star Wars should bring the Predator into the saga by having the merciless hunter target the Ewoks of Return of the Jedi.

3 years ago

johnny depp

Johnny Depp’s Best Movie Predicted All His Worst Performances

Johnny Depp did his best work ever in Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow, but it also unlocked all his worst, most cartoonish tics.

3 years ago

brad pitt

Brad Pitt’s Best Movie Is Being Taken Off Netflix

Brad Pitt gave his best performance ever in David Fincher’s serial killer thriller Seven, which is leaving Netflix soon.

3 years ago

jason momoa

Jason Momoa’s Worst Movie Was Created By A Video Game Legend

Jason Momoa starred in the 2014 action-horror film Wolves, which was directed by the voice Solid Snake himself, David Hayter.

3 years ago

brendan fraser

Brendan Fraser’s Best Movie Is An Underrated ’90s Gem

Brendan Fraser’s greatest performance ever came in the 1998 drama film Gods and Monsters, co-starring Ian McKellen.

3 years ago

fantastic four

Why Fantastic Four Is Not Going To Work

The upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe version of the Fantastic Four is going to fail, because the team is simply outdated.

3 years ago

bill paxton

Bill Paxton’s Best Movie Is An Underseen Horror Masterpiece

Bill Paxton starred as a redneck vampire in 1987’s Near Dark, creating one of the most frightening and memorable characters in horror.

3 years ago

pinocchio review

Pinocchio Review: Visually Impressive And Utterly Forgettable

Disney’s live-action Pinocchio remake looks pretty, but feels like a perfunctory successor to the original.

3 years ago

A Die Hard Bad Guy Was One Of Star Trek’s Most Game-Changing Villains

William Sadler played Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’s Sloan, who changed the franchise forever.

3 years ago

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Michael Keaton Was The Worst Batman And Here’s Why

Michael Keaton was the worst actor to portray both Batman and Bruce Wayne for a simple reason: he’s just too fun to be around.

3 years ago

kevin costner

Kevin Costner’s Worst Performance Led To One Of His Most Iconic Movies

Kevin Costner delivered his worst ever performance in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, but didn’t stop it from becoming a classic.

3 years ago

star trek saru

Doug Jones’s Saru Is Star Trek’s Best Alien Hero, Here’s Why

Of Star Trek’s many alien heroes, Saru–played by Doug Jones–is the most layered.

3 years ago

star trek rachel nichols

Only One Star Trek Movie Is Faithful To Gene Roddenberry’s Vision

The very first movie in the franchise, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, is the only one that Gene Roddenberry would have approved of.

3 years ago

arnold schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is The Only One Who Really Gets Batman & Robin

Arnold Schwarzenegger is still proud of his performance in Batman & Robin and for good reason: he knew what he was doing.

3 years ago

dennis quaid

Dennis Quaid’s Best Movie Is A Criminally Underrated Sci-Fi Masterpiece

The 1985 sci-fi classic Enemy Mine deserves a lot more attention.

3 years ago

star trek janeway

Star Trek: Janeway Could Be Better Than Star Trek: Picard, Here’s How

Our writer argues that–should Star Trek: Janeway come to fruition–it should learn from the mistakes of Star Trek: Picard by bringing the Voyager crew in earlier, not focusing solely on Janeway, and refraining from killing off fan-favorite characters for shock value.

3 years ago

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she-hulk

She-Hulk Needs To Resolve Marvel’s Biggest Plot Hole

Marvel needs to use the opportunity She-Hulk: Attorney at Law presents to explain what happened to the Sokovia Accords.

3 years ago