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Beef Series Premiere Review: A Hilarious Modern Day Fight Club

Netflix’s Beef is a modern day Fight Club, and absolute mandatory viewing.

2 years ago

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Chris Pratt’s Passengers Has The Most Misleading Trailer Of All Time

Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence starred in Passengers, an alleged sci-fi romance that glorifies Stockholm syndrome.

2 years ago

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The Best Fictional Dystopia Isn’t In A Movie, It’s A Video Game

Fallout gives fans the best dystopia because from one project to the next, you never know what to expect.

2 years ago

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Canceling The Harry Potter Reboot Is The Only Way To Save The Magic

The reported Harry Potter reboot TV series will only force the franchise to continue to spoil the magic of the series by delving into its gross world.

2 years ago

Star Trek: First Contact Is A Great Movie That Doesn’t Make Sense

Star Trek: First Contact is one of the best films in the franchise, but there are a lot of things about the plot that don’t make sense, including the Borg and their plans.

2 years ago

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Star Trek Heroes We Need To See Before Picard Ends

There are only three episodes left of Star Trek: Picard, and we have some top choices for the characters who need to show up before the end.

2 years ago

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Tetris Movie Review: Why Tell A True Story If You Have To Change It This Much?

Tetris tells an interesting origin story for the popular game, but doesn’t trust events enough to not embellish them.

2 years ago

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Dungeons And Dragons Honor Among Thieves Review: Perfectly Captures The Playing Experience, For Better And Worse

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves struggles with pacing issues but ends up being a rousing crowd-pleaser that appeals to everyone.

2 years ago

Star Trek Betrayed Its Best Hero

By resurrecting Data in Picard, Star Trek has betrayed the character and missed some wonderful opportunities.

2 years ago

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The Best Star Wars Series Should Have Ended Years Ago

The Mandalorian should have ended with the Season 2 finale.

2 years ago

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Spider-Man’s Worst Villain Should Be Banned From The MCU

Spider-Man’s clone, Ben Reilly, is now Chasm, the Sorcerer-King of Limbo, and he should never join the MCU.

2 years ago

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The World’s End Is Edgar Wright’s Best And Most Pessimistic Movie

The World’s End concludes the Cornetto Trilogy with a dark warning that not everyone can grow up.

2 years ago

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Droids Are Slaves In Star Wars And It Needs To Be Addressed

Star Wars has firmly established that droids are de facto slaves and if the franchise wants to explore themes of moral ambiguity, it needs to address that.

2 years ago

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Ryan Coogler’s X-Files Reboot Needs To Forget Aliens

With UFOs starting to become more fact than fiction, Ryan Coogler’s X-Files reboot will need a different focus.

2 years ago

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John Wick Is Losing What Made Him Great In The First Place

The John Wick series has moved away from its original central theme of grief to becoming well-made but generic action movies.

2 years ago

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The Mandalorian Makes One Star Wars Project Mandatory Viewing And It’s Infuriating

Watching and enjoying The Mandalorian seems more and more dependent on having watched the animated series.

2 years ago

The Lion King Doesn’t Have The Most Heartbreaking Death Scene, It’s My Girl

My Girl, the 1991 film starring Macaulay Culkin and Anna Chlumsky, had trailers showing it was a fun, family-friendly comedy about young love when it’s about accepting death and finding beauty in mortality.

2 years ago

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Kevin Costner Never Should Have Done Any Westerns

Kevin Costner’s success with Western films has caused him to retreat to the genre whenever his career falters.

2 years ago

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Star Trek’s Enterprise Has A New Captain, Here Are The Most Likely Candidates

With the Enterprise-F on its way to Star Trek: Picard, we make our guesses on who might be sitting in the Captain’s chair.

2 years ago

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Liv Tyler’s Captain America Return Is More Bad News For The Hulk

Liv Tyler’s return to the MCU as Betty Ross is part of a pattern of Marvel cannibalizing Hulk’s source material for other properties.

2 years ago

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Dungeons & Dragons Will Never Make A Good Movie, Here’s Why

Dungeons & Dragons will never make a good movie because the change in medium removes the player interaction that makes the property unique.

2 years ago

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Rabbit Hole Series Premiere Review: Great Mystery Burdened With Slow Pace And Brainless Marketing

Rabbit Hole’s two episode premiere delivers an intriguing mystery, but one that feels artificially slowed and whose biggest surprises are ruined by the promotional lead-up.

2 years ago

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Henry Cavill Should Be Furious At The Rock For Killing Any Chance At A Superman Return

Dwayne Johnson’s meddling killed chances for Henry Cavill to play Superman, and the Man of Steel star should be furious.

2 years ago

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Star Trek: Legacy Is The Franchise’s Only Way To Move Forward

Star Trek: Legacy – a series proposed by Star Trek: Picard showrunner Terry Matalas – is exactly what the franchise’s increasingly polarized fandom needs.

2 years ago

Angel Did One Thing Better Than Buffy The Vampire Slayer 

The one thing that Angel did better than Buffy the Vampire Slayer was create a better development arc for its characters.

2 years ago

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Shrinking Season 1 Finale Review: Harrison Ford Saves A Disappointing Finale

“Closure” – Shrinking’s Season 1 finale – ties up everything it should and plants seeds for more, but should it?

2 years ago

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Super Mario Bros. Is As Bad As You Remember

Super Mario Bros was the first video game movie, and in how it abandoned the entire setting of the games, it’s also one of the worst movies of all time.

2 years ago

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Nicolas Cage Is The Only Actor Crazy Enough To Bring Back Our Greatest Monsters

Nicolas Cage should not stop at Dracula, but play all the Universal Monsters.

2 years ago

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Captain Kirk Returns To Star Trek In The Worst Way

“Bounty,” the latest episode of Star Trek: Picard, reveals that for some unknown reason Section 31 has been storing James T. Kirk’s corpse for decades.

2 years ago

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Star Trek’s Changelings Are Becoming Borg?

We have a theory that Jack Crusher inherited his father’s connection to the Borg, and that the Changelings are hunting him to use his his genetic code to recreate a new version of The Great Link.

2 years ago