The Most Chaotic Family Movie Of All Time Hits Netflix

Unless you grew up in a cave, you likely already know that The Cat in the Hat is the title of a classic 1957 children’s book, penned by controversial artist Dr. Suess. The book, like many of Suess’ other works, has been adapted numerous times for a wide array of different mediums, including film, television, video games, and more.

While The Cat in the Hat is far from the only Dr. Suess adaptation in the last several decades, the 2003 film holds a special place in the hearts and minds of 2000’s kids everywhere, as the film exemplifies the height of absurdist comedy.

2003’s The Cat in the Hat was written by the comedic trio of Alec Berg, David Mandel and Jeff Schaffer, who collectively hold writing credits for some of television’s finest comedy programming, including Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Silicon Valley, Veep, and more.

The film was directed by art director and production designer Bo Welch, in his directorial debut. Unfortunately, Welch may have been kneecapped by powers beyond his control when he signed on to helm this film, as the production was essentially doomed from the very beginning.

For starters, Mike Myers was contractually obligated to star in this film, despite having no passion or interest in the movie’s source material. Apparently Myers was engaged in a multi-million dollar lawsuit before production on The Cat in the Hat kicked off, which was settled once Myers agreed to appear in the live action adaptation in place of his originally-scheduled performance in the ultimately un-produced Sprockets movie.

As a result, Myers became exceptionally difficult to work with on The Cat in the Hat, frequently refusing to leave his trailer, failing to memorize lines, and overruling the inexperienced director’s choices on scheduling issues.

Basically, Mike Myers steamrolled the entire production with insane improvisational choices, off-the-walls overacting, and some really left-field set-pieces performed essentially in protest of The Cat in the Hat‘s existence.

The final result is a film loaded with Family Guy-style cutaway gags, misplaced innuendos, and an eponymous Cat character who seems, at all times, like he might have just escaped from a mental asylum with the intention of chopping the children to bits.

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Dr. Seuss’ widow was apparently so disgusted with the final cut of The Cat in the Hat that she permanently cancelled all future live action adaptations of Suess’ work, halting plans for an ill-conceived sequel in the process.

Personally, I feel that knowing this information beforehand makes for a significantly better viewing experience, since it allows you to take in the craziness without verbally demanding “what in the world is going on right now?” every five minutes.

Still, the film is far from perfect, which explains why it currently touts an abysmal 10 percent critic score on Rotten Tomatoes.

Those interested in catching this dumpster fire can stream The Cat in the Hat on Netflix as of August 1.

If you want my recommendation, gather some friends and turn the chaotic movie into a so-bad-it’s-good viewing experience, and don’t go in expecting a well-made adaptation of your favorite children’s book.